A person who can not stop being awesome. No matter how hard they try to be corny or retarded they are perceived by others as being awesome. Antonyms include cornball, dork, and retard.

Al wore a Pink Floyd t-shirt to a rap concert but he was an awesomniac so he didn't get his ass kicked.

awesomniac by Al Ben July 6, 2008

assonics

Negative acts or behaviors

Her assonics reveal that her life is an empty shell.

assonics by lawchick23 March 5, 2011

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Awsomnia

Aw·som·ni·a Aw-som-nee-uh Noun.

Inability to obtain or sustain sufficient sleep due to the complete awsomeness of something.

"That new Lars Frederiksen song is so awsome it's given me a bad case of cronic awsomnia from which i may never recover. I can't stop listening to it."

Awsomnia by Captain Insayno. November 20, 2011

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Awesomniac

The condition of being so awesome that one is unable to sleep.. because they are so busy being awesome.

I am such an awesomniac

Awesomniac by Eriberri August 4, 2010

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associacrat

Origin:
əˈsəʊ/krat
associate - be involved with
bureaucrat - a bureaucrat is a member of a bureaucracy

Highly educated, well dressed, ineffective, incompetent person. Normally found in advisory positions including law and political policy.

Synonyms: camp follower, coat-tail rider.

Antonym: The person who actually gets shit done.

Fuck me dead, that gel-hair associacrat gets paid $100,000 a year to piss in the minister's pockets.

Associacrats have created MANY more problems than they have solved.

Associacrat, the last person to call in the event of a fire.

associacrat by MR Anti Associacrat July 7, 2018

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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