assomniac 

One who cannot sleep at night, like an insomniac, until they get some ass.

Man I can't sleep, I need some ass, because I am an assomniac.

assomniac by The_Amazing_Wordsmiths November 10, 2017

assomniac 

One who cannot sleep at night, like an insomniac, until they get some ass.

Man I can't sleep, I need some ass, because I am an assomniac.

assomniac by The_Amazing_Wordsmiths November 10, 2017

awesomniac 

A person who can not stop being awesome. No matter how hard they try to be corny or retarded they are perceived by others as being awesome. Antonyms include cornball, dork, and retard.

Al wore a Pink Floyd t-shirt to a rap concert but he was an awesomniac so he didn't get his ass kicked.

awesomniac by Al Ben July 6, 2008

assonics 

Negative acts or behaviors

Her assonics reveal that her life is an empty shell.

assonics by lawchick23 March 5, 2011

Awsomnia 

Aw·som·ni·a Aw-som-nee-uh Noun.

Inability to obtain or sustain sufficient sleep due to the complete awsomeness of something.

"That new Lars Frederiksen song is so awsome it's given me a bad case of cronic awsomnia from which i may never recover. I can't stop listening to it."

Awsomnia by Captain Insayno. November 20, 2011

Awesomniac 

The condition of being so awesome that one is unable to sleep.. because they are so busy being awesome.

I am such an awesomniac

Awesomniac by Eriberri August 4, 2010

associacrat 

Origin:
əˈsəʊ/krat
associate - be involved with
bureaucrat - a bureaucrat is a member of a bureaucracy

Highly educated, well dressed, ineffective, incompetent person. Normally found in advisory positions including law and political policy.

Synonyms: camp follower, coat-tail rider.

Antonym: The person who actually gets shit done.

Fuck me dead, that gel-hair associacrat gets paid $100,000 a year to piss in the minister's pockets.

Associacrats have created MANY more problems than they have solved.

Associacrat, the last person to call in the event of a fire.

associacrat by MR Anti Associacrat July 7, 2018