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assplain 

gender-free, verbose, condescending explanation that was not asked for nor needed. Typically patronizing and incorrect.
Jeff: So I watered the lawn and plants last night and...
Chad: Did you remember to put in the electrolytes and do it from the top down? From the top down. Add those electrolytes. If you don't do it right the grass grows in sideways and won't seed properly. Not to mention they'll no longer use the sun for photosynthesis.
Jeff: Dude - Why did you assplain this to me?
assplain by MadTiki July 6, 2021

AGESPLAIN 

Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.
“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”

“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight

“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
AGESPLAIN by mattanaw July 20, 2021

ma'amsplaining 

Counterpoint to mansplaining. When a woman explains something to a man as if he were her special needs child. Usually done in a condescending and demeaning manner.
Thanks for ma'amsplaining to me on how to properly stock a shelf, Angela, but I've been working in the auto parts business for 15 years.

adsplain 

The art of conversation when an advertising agency isn't happy with the client's debrief and then ask the client to further explain the exact same detail, just in a different way.
I just provided the advertising agency with the best debrief of my career, and I can't believe I had to adsplain it to them!
adsplain by gliterbell March 26, 2017
To explain, but said with a mexican accent.
Chu don't understand mang? let me asplain it to ju.
Asplain by teehad November 14, 2012

Anjolaina 

Anjolaina is the sweetest person ever once you get to know them. At first they may seem very rude but they're just very closed off and in her own bubble. They don't seem very approachable but if you know them you know that they're a very kind soul. They will be nice to someone until that person wrings them then they don't talk to them. They are nice to everyone but only have a few close friends. They are very close with their family and would die for their family and friends. They like helping others and it gives them a lot of satisfaction. They know their worth and are a strong person with a bold personality. They won't let anyone walk all over them. Anjolaina likes being creative and has very good ideas and is intelligent. They like to listen to music all the time. Anjolaina doesn't really care what other people think of them and just do whatever they are comfortable doing. They don't like to go out of their comfort zone all of the time. If something seems off in their life they will get really anxious and start thinking of all the possibilities. All in all they are just a very kind and old soul all together.
P1: Have you met the new girl Anjolaina? She seems really rude I haven't talked to her yet.
P2: No I talked to her the other day and she seemed really nice and outgoing
Anjolaina by That__one._.a November 23, 2021