assplain

gender-free, verbose, condescending explanation that was not asked for nor needed. Typically patronizing and incorrect.
Jeff: So I watered the lawn and plants last night and...
Chad: Did you remember to put in the electrolytes and do it from the top down? From the top down. Add those electrolytes. If you don't do it right the grass grows in sideways and won't seed properly. Not to mention they'll no longer use the sun for photosynthesis.
Jeff: Dude - Why did you assplain this to me?
by MadTiki July 06, 2021
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jagmon

A blending of jagoff and monster. DEscribing asshats who use vile, insane comments for internet karma points.
Jeanie is such a jagmon, why would she say those lies about a friend to so many people?
by MadTiki January 25, 2024
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