assplain 

gender-free, verbose, condescending explanation that was not asked for nor needed. Typically patronizing and incorrect.

Jeff: So I watered the lawn and plants last night and...
Chad: Did you remember to put in the electrolytes and do it from the top down? From the top down. Add those electrolytes. If you don't do it right the grass grows in sideways and won't seed properly. Not to mention they'll no longer use the sun for photosynthesis.
Jeff: Dude - Why did you assplain this to me?

assplain by MadTiki July 6, 2021

assplain 

When you have to explain something that is complicated and a huge pain in the ass.

Accidently got my girlfriend pregnant. Can't wait to assplain this to my wife.

assplain by ricechopper7 May 6, 2018

Asspain 

The state of being butt hurt. When you're mad as fuck but there's nothing you can do about it. Baitposting is sure to cause asspain.

London Police suffered maximum asspain after trying to track down William from Kensington for illegal hate speech on social media, reaching a dead end when they found out it was Dave from Atlanta.

Asspain by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

assplankton 

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

assplankton by Thomas Christian July 29, 2007

Asspained 

The condition in which the one who is being referred to is incredibly agitated, which results in chronic pains in the rectal region due to their inability to rectify said frustration.

Matt: "Why are you so Asspained Jeff?"
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."

Asspained by Policemaninthenavy November 18, 2013

ma'amsplaining 

Counterpoint to mansplaining. When a woman explains something to a man as if he were her special needs child. Usually done in a condescending and demeaning manner.

Thanks for ma'amsplaining to me on how to properly stock a shelf, Angela, but I've been working in the auto parts business for 15 years.

ma'amsplaining by Short Bus Sean March 17, 2019

adsplain 

The art of conversation when an advertising agency isn't happy with the client's debrief and then ask the client to further explain the exact same detail, just in a different way.

I just provided the advertising agency with the best debrief of my career, and I can't believe I had to adsplain it to them!

adsplain by gliterbell March 26, 2017