Asplain

To explain, but said with a mexican accent.

Chu don't understand mang? let me asplain it to ju.

by teehad November 14, 2012

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assplain

gender-free, verbose, condescending explanation that was not asked for nor needed. Typically patronizing and incorrect.

Jeff: So I watered the lawn and plants last night and...
Chad: Did you remember to put in the electrolytes and do it from the top down? From the top down. Add those electrolytes. If you don't do it right the grass grows in sideways and won't seed properly. Not to mention they'll no longer use the sun for photosynthesis.
Jeff: Dude - Why did you assplain this to me?

by MadTiki July 6, 2021

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ma'amsplaining

Counterpoint to mansplaining. When a woman explains something to a man as if he were her special needs child. Usually done in a condescending and demeaning manner.

Thanks for ma'amsplaining to me on how to properly stock a shelf, Angela, but I've been working in the auto parts business for 15 years.

by Short Bus Sean March 17, 2019

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adsplain

The art of conversation when an advertising agency isn't happy with the client's debrief and then ask the client to further explain the exact same detail, just in a different way.

I just provided the advertising agency with the best debrief of my career, and I can't believe I had to adsplain it to them!

by gliterbell March 26, 2017

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Assplaining

1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.

2. A caring act of condescension.

Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.

Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.

by Ameraliyan_Writer January 4, 2023

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