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the angrey pirate 

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.
The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble
the angrey pirate by Master Apps September 18, 2005

The Angry Strauss 

When a guy sticks their violin bow in their partner's ass and cums in their mouth.
"Dude, why does your violin bow smell like shit?" "Cause I gave my girl the Angry Strauss last night."
The Angry Strauss by I'll Be Bach August 30, 2009

angry eleven 

The two vertical wrinkles between a person's eyebrows, which make the person look angry, but also create the appearance of the number eleven, hence "angry 11". The result of aging, sun exposure, and frowning, they are also known as frown lines.
Jennifer has a gnarly angry eleven. She needs some Botox injections.

Angry Donald 

Immediately after you blow your load in Donald Trump's mouth, smack the back of his head and make it come out his nose. When he gets up he'll be an angry donald.
I gave Donald Trump an angry donald last night!
Angry Donald by Amoebabadass June 15, 2018

Angry Grandpa 

A man who made millions of people laugh ( his youngins ), the kindest man you would ever meet cared about everyone. But he has recently passed away December of 2017. R.i.p angry grandpa
Have you seen angry grandpa’s new video?

Yea! I love him so much me makes me laugh when I’m down
Angry Grandpa by March2nd December 11, 2017

angry cat edit 

When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off
My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.
angry cat edit by Mr.Juan-derful March 15, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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