Amoebabadass's definitions

hit em with the cliffnotes

When two guys are having gay sex but one or both of them are not really into it so they don't put much effort into it.

Gay guy #1: Did you and Sebastian get it on last night?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, but I was tuckered out so I just hit em with the cliffnotes.

by Amoebabadass May 9, 2018

Butter Age

The first of the five ages of bovine. Followed by the Cream Age, Cheese Age, Milk Age & the Whey Age.

Whoa to you oh children of the beef tits; for once we dwelt in the butter age yet now we dwell in the age of whey.

by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

uncle

slang term for ant eater.

Aunt Jenny, why do they call that animal with the long nose and tounge an uncle?

by Amoebabadass August 23, 2007

Redoncules

Nickname for someone who is stronger than they look or possesses retard strength.

All hail Redoncules. Such a mighty grip from such a small seemingly frail individual.

by amoebabadass August 29, 2017

Snow eater

Someone who eats snow.

Hey, check out that snow. I'm gona eat some because I'm a snow eater.

by Amoebabadass January 7, 2018

nilf

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.

Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.

by Amoebabadass January 2, 2009

grgrgrilf

great-great-grandmother I'd like to fuck.

Man, Nana Elisa is a grgrgrilf, I'd love to snack on her snatch.

by Amoebabadass January 2, 2009