Angoose

A hero among men. A sex symbol and a stand up guy.

guy 1: i got Angoose to look after my kid tonight.
guy 2. thank god. Angoose is the best. I wish he would put me to bed.

by Angoose7171 November 4, 2020

anoose

Another way of pronouncing anus popularized by the 2006 comedy 'Borat'

"Although my anoose was broken, I was sure the rest of my trip would be a great success..."-Borat, 2006.

by Atomic Reptilia February 16, 2017

Anglosexual

Someone who is only attracted to individuals with English accents.

I dig Jude Law, not Johnny Depp, because I'm Anglosexual.

by ursulakeyonna September 6, 2012

Anoose

The anus. Said with a strong "OOO" sound in place of the "uh" sound.

Gary's anoose is loose as a goose.

Gary's anoose has been wrecked by Rob, Sean, Jason, Chris, Vas, Josh, Scotty, and Adam.

That anoose is sugarmuffins good.

by skeetachya February 3, 2010

Angloser

Short for "Anglo loser." Neo-cultural colonialists from the Anglosphere are known for embodying a number of double-standards, self-contradictions & hypocrisies due to all their mass programming. Such as being well-educated but globally ignorant, hero-worshipping Blacks but tirelessly bashing Asians and sexually-boasting to hide their own sexual insecurities... And they love preaching "progressive" politics abroad while those same politics are causing their own countries to self-destruct at home. Overall, they are just a very angry, cynical, bitter, racist, sorry lot. Not to mention completely self-absorbed and often obese. Formerly, they have also been variously known as "ugly Americans," "damn Yankees," "Red Coats," "colonialists," etc. Beware - you have been warned. Keep at least arm's distance away and don't make any sudden movements.

OMG, all this annoying Angloser ex-pat does is whine about his lack of a life all day while trying to pick-up cheap local hookers!

by Skyeye February 1, 2008

anoose

The rectum; bottom portion of your ass, aka the asshole. Bastardization of 'anus'.

My anoose is having a very difficult time excreting the shit out of my colon.

by AL August 13, 2003

Anglosexual

A person (particularly from continental Europe or North America) who is romantically and/or Sexually attracted to the typical image of people from the British isles. This may include: cuisine, behaviour and accent.

P1: “Oi, what’s the matter luv”
P2: “I was wanking one to Paul McCartney the other day but me mum walked in.”
P1: “waddadid ya do?”
P2: “I had to come out and confirm that I am Anglosexual”

by Lakitax September 14, 2020