Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015
by UnerringBiscuit November 3, 2009
A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.
The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.
A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.
A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
by adamryan March 19, 2009
by SHEA-UNIT June 8, 2006
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 22, 2003
by Mrs. Handsome September 22, 2010