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Angloser 

Short for "Anglo loser." Neo-cultural colonialists from the Anglosphere are known for embodying a number of double-standards, self-contradictions & hypocrisies due to all their mass programming. Such as being well-educated but globally ignorant, hero-worshipping Blacks but tirelessly bashing Asians and sexually-boasting to hide their own sexual insecurities... And they love preaching "progressive" politics abroad while those same politics are causing their own countries to self-destruct at home. Overall, they are just a very angry, cynical, bitter, racist, sorry lot. Not to mention completely self-absorbed and often obese. Formerly, they have also been variously known as "ugly Americans," "damn Yankees," "Red Coats," "colonialists," etc. Beware - you have been warned. Keep at least arm's distance away and don't make any sudden movements.
OMG, all this annoying Angloser ex-pat does is whine about his lack of a life all day while trying to pick-up cheap local hookers!
Angloser by Skyeye February 1, 2008

Anglosexual

Someone who is only attracted to individuals with English accents.
I dig Jude Law, not Johnny Depp, because I'm Anglosexual.
Anglosexual by ursulakeyonna September 6, 2012

Anglosexual

A person (particularly from continental Europe or North America) who is romantically and/or Sexually attracted to the typical image of people from the British isles. This may include: cuisine, behaviour and accent.
P1: “Oi, what’s the matter luv
P2: “I was wanking one to Paul McCartney the other day but me mum walked in.”
P1: “waddadid ya do?”
P2: “I had to come out and confirm that I am Anglosexual”
Anglosexual by Lakitax September 14, 2020

Anglogerian 

A British born or naturalised person of Nigerian descent.
The British singer Sade is an Anglogerian
Anglogerian by Anglogerian November 30, 2010

AngloSecks 

When Lord and anglo have big secks. This is a term for when someone is giving someone is getting secks from a bri*ish person.
Anglosecks when
AngloSecks by Peeman69420 April 8, 2021

Anglosexual

An anglosexual is a person who derive immense sexual pleasure from a partner with a British accent.
An anglosexual wants to ride Britania.

For an anglosexual the

empire strokes back.

An anglosexual can't cum until the bloke

screams Galileo

For an anglosexual England is the wettest place on earth.
Anglosexual by Lady Dickpic January 2, 2024
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