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soda can

An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.
"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."
by Al May 17, 2006
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pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials
Man is my boss a real pouch fucker
by Al September 1, 2008
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mall cop

Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.
Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies
by Al June 18, 2006
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all hat, no cattle

Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk (which was originally used in reference to wanabe gunslingers).
Roger says he's a great cook, but he sliced his thumb off trying to peel a potato. He's all hat, no cattle.
by Al September 29, 2006
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What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.
Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?
by Al August 10, 2005
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What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.
Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.
by Al June 30, 2005
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slag off

Another term for "shut the fuck up" or "shut your fuckung mouth".
Jack was boulshitting all the day, so I asked him to slag off.
by Al April 10, 2005
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