156 definitions by AL

pizzle

A penis. This word dates back to medaeval times. Bull's pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks, or tanned like leather and used as whips. also a pretty decent punk/skater band currently signed to Magnatune.com.

bull's pizzle is back on the menu, sir.

by AL January 29, 2005

bersani

a cheapskate; or one who thinks they are better everyone else

Give me my money back, you bersani!

by AL December 27, 2003

GEU

The GEU is actually the Gerbal Energy Unit found in most computers dating back to the early 90's. You can check to see if this is working by picking up your modem and rattling it. If you hear squeals, it's working. If'n you hear clanking bones, time to clean out the filter...

Wow, you're computer's movin' slow. Yo, it's time you checked your GEU, holmes.

by AL February 15, 2005

spide

Originally from the term Spiderman because of the clothes they wore. ie. fashion sense of spiderman.
Usually come accompanied with sovereigns, moustaches, short hair, baseball caps, shell suits and hang around in groups of a hundred + lookin for a diggin`.
(also linked to most forms of trance and hardcore)

Look at the state of those wee spidey fuckers.

by AL July 6, 2003

IMD

Infamous Mobb Deep, sickest rap pair ever

I got you stuck of the realness,
you heard of us,
official queens bridge murderas...
-IMD

by AL January 26, 2005

thants

A contraction of the sentence "Thanks, ants". From the BBC programme "Look Around You".

Time to say thanks ants. "Thants".

by AL September 23, 2004

curry bum

a fiery rebellion of the bowels, caused by undigested spices irritating the gut and propmpting violent evacuation of said tract.

"jim mate, get off the pot, I need a slash"
"No way man, got curry bum,I'm here for the night. uuurgh"

by AL February 6, 2005