When you rage quit off a video game (Call Of duty: Modern warfare 3) And have nothing to do and your pissed. So you visit a porn site and Angerbait (Angry masturbation)
(n.) Something that is entertaining because of how pissed off it makes you. A treatment for the numbness brought on by the Internet Age.
Fred: I'm gonna head home and watch some O'Reilly.
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...
To be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.
Usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete retard (or an entire team of retards). You will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you're completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn turd out of your ass.
Basically having two Monroes/Madonnas, one on each side. It's some times used wearing hoops and people think it's snake bites but it's not. Snake bites are usually on the bottom lip and angelbites are on the top.
"whoahh dude check her snakebites! they're on her top lip!"
"baha! there angelbites, dumbass"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.