Angerbait 

When you rage quit off a video game (Call Of duty: Modern warfare 3) And have nothing to do and your pissed. So you visit a porn site and Angerbait (Angry masturbation)

F*CK THIS I'MA GO ANGERBAIT!

Angerbait by AbsTracTSoyo November 22, 2011

angervation 

The point that anger causes motivation within ones life.

Aaron was so upset with the way his girlfriend was treating him that angervation took over and he left her and bought a new car.

angervation by BFreshwa April 27, 2014

Angertainment 

(n.) Something that is entertaining because of how pissed off it makes you. A treatment for the numbness brought on by the Internet Age.

Fred: I'm gonna head home and watch some O'Reilly.
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...

Angertainment by Samson III September 30, 2008

Angerbate 

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

Angerbate by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

Angerpated 

To be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.

Usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete retard (or an entire team of retards). You will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you're completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn turd out of your ass.

Christian: What the hell is wrong with Paul?

Lee: Oh he was told he's going back to work the phones at the helpdesk for a few hours so he's angerpated.

Angerpated by whev January 6, 2011

Angerbate 

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

Angerbate by dexredhead April 3, 2009

angelbites 

Basically having two Monroes/Madonnas, one on each side. It's some times used wearing hoops and people think it's snake bites but it's not. Snake bites are usually on the bottom lip and angelbites are on the top.

"whoahh dude check her snakebites! they're on her top lip!"
"baha! there angelbites, dumbass"

angelbites by whoah.itz.amy! February 19, 2008