angerbail

The more polite version of ragequit, where you nicely tell people before you are leaving in a fit of anger. Frequently used by Canadians, in video games, and by noobs who can't express feelings properly.

I just died again. I have no motivation to play anymore. I am going to angerbail.

by Amanda B July 18, 2018

Angertainment

(n.) Something that is entertaining because of how pissed off it makes you. A treatment for the numbness brought on by the Internet Age.

Fred: I'm gonna head home and watch some O'Reilly.
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...

by Samson III September 30, 2008

Angerbate

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

Angerbate

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

by dexredhead April 3, 2009

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate

Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating

by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018

anderballs

detachable balls usually strapped on at the waist or groin

If my balls werent anderballs they would itch right now.

by ballsack76 March 2, 2008

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009