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Angerbate 

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to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off
i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"
Angerbate by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

Angerbate 

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The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.
"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"
Angerbate by dexredhead April 3, 2009

Angermayer'd 

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When you get molested the day before the world ends
You: OH MY GAWD THE WORLD'S ENDING :(
Guy: How do you think I feel? I just got angermayer'd
You: LOL YOUR DAD
Angermayer'd by SiikOpTic June 22, 2011

angersaurus 

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A person in the throes of extreme anger.
When he heard that his girlfriend was cheating on him with his best friend, Martin transformed into an Angersaurus.
angersaurus by Angersaurus May 19, 2016

angerbate 

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Masturbation out of spite; to inflict emotional turmoil on another person.
"She hated it when I watched porn. After we broke up all I could do was angerbate."
angerbate by ianjy May 19, 2009

Angerbate 

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A specific form of masturbation as a result of life's trials and tribulations. This includes, but not limited to, the following: Violent strokes, direct verbal berating of penis, screaming, crying, possible racial slurs
"Matt spent 2 days and 18 hours trying to beat James' kill death ratio in Titanfall. When James was not impressed, Matt angerbated in the corner of his basement floor for release."
Angerbate by Diego6969 April 28, 2017
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