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angerbation 

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.
I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.
angerbation by Drew Perez January 11, 2009
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angervation 

The point that anger causes motivation within ones life.
Aaron was so upset with the way his girlfriend was treating him that angervation took over and he left her and bought a new car.
angervation by BFreshwa April 27, 2014

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010

Afterbation Disgust 

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.
i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust
Afterbation Disgust by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate
Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating
Angerbating by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.
Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
Angerbating by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....
I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss
Afterbation by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018
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