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angerbation 

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.
I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.
angerbation by Drew Perez January 11, 2009
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angervation 

The point that anger causes motivation within ones life.
Aaron was so upset with the way his girlfriend was treating him that angervation took over and he left her and bought a new car.
angervation by BFreshwa April 27, 2014

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010

Afterbation Disgust 

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.
i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust
Afterbation Disgust by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate
Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating
Angerbating by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.
Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
Angerbating by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....
I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss
Afterbation by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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