Angerpated 

To be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.

Usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete retard (or an entire team of retards). You will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you're completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn turd out of your ass.

Christian: What the hell is wrong with Paul?

Lee: Oh he was told he's going back to work the phones at the helpdesk for a few hours so he's angerpated.

Angerpated by whev January 6, 2011

Angerbate 

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

Angerbate by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

Angerbate 

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

Angerbate by dexredhead April 3, 2009

angervate 

1. To be extremely pissed off, and then someone or something pushes you to the highest level of anger.

2. The mental state of mind just before complete loss of control.

3. The result from being completely pissed off gets dangerously physical.

1. She had me so angervated, so I drove her car through her apartment.

2. Don't angervate me, i'm already pissed off!

3. Your angervating me get the hell out before I unvent.

angervate by Chris Burroughs December 6, 2004

angervated 

angry + aggravated

god. im so angervated

angervated by eatmeoutlulz May 8, 2010

angerbate 

Masturbation out of spite; to inflict emotional turmoil on another person.

"She hated it when I watched porn. After we broke up all I could do was angerbate."

angerbate by ianjy May 19, 2009

angervated . 

• being angery and aggravated at the same time. .

Elizabeth made me so angervated .

angervated . by 061316 February 5, 2017