angerbert

a very angry; unhappy person.
a person that never smiles in pictures.

photographer "everyone smile now... 1.... 2...."
guy 1 "wait hold on my friend is being an angerbert!"
guy 2 "YEAHHH make him smile please."

by juhstaine February 15, 2009

Angerbate

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

Angerbate

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

by dexredhead April 3, 2009

angelberto

Some fine as nigga who only plays fortnite 24/7. Rather play fortnite then being with his girl. He’s good at soccer and smart in school but he’s still a dumbass.

Angelberto sees Fortnite as love of his life.

by Rockets179 May 13, 2018

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate

Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating

by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018

Angerbot

someone who is acting both angry and robotic; similar to a Yelly but with less emotion.

Person One: You suck. Everything sucks. You suck. Meep.
Person Two: don't be such an angerbot!

by WonderMoose February 6, 2010

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009