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Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate
Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating
Angerbating by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018

Abservation 

Looking and comparing midsections when out people watching.
Look at that hotties stomach! (Friend) Hey dude that's some serious bit of abservation!
Abservation by Paul Khanna June 27, 2008

angravation 

an·gra·va·tion

Pronunciation: an-grə-ˈvā-shən

A state of simultaneous anger and aggravation.
Tim: "Hey Jim, looks like you're going bald under that hair piece."

Jim: "It's called chemotherapy you insensitive prick. I don't need this angravation right now."
angravation by far02 November 21, 2009

Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.
Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..
Angerbating by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

angerbation 

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.
I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.
angerbation by Drew Perez January 11, 2009

angerbating

master bating with so much anger you rupture the penis
anthony was angerbating all night and ended up in the E.R.
angerbating by N1iCk November 19, 2010