11 definitions by Samson III

Blang me later.

Hold up, I'm getting blanged.
by Samson III October 6, 2005
(n.) A question intended to gauge the life expectancy of a relationship that vaguely insinuates wishes for its end.
Carrion Questions:

How's your boyfriend?
Did he bring you flowers for your show?
Where are you going on your date?
What did he get you for Valentine's Day?
by Samson III October 17, 2006
(n.) Something that is entertaining because of how pissed off it makes you. A treatment for the numbness brought on by the Internet Age.
Fred: I'm gonna head home and watch some O'Reilly.
Bill: But you hate O'Reilly. You're just gonna punch through your wall again.
Fred: I have to. Angertainment is the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore...
by Samson III August 6, 2008
Noun. A person of Samoan descent.
Guy 1: Hey, this is my Samoan friend Mike.
Guy 2: Whoa whoa, don't call him that! He is a caramel delight now.
by Samson III February 9, 2009
Verb. To drink heavily and pass out touching or on top of another person while either party has a significant other not in attendance. Generally the result of hard alcohol.
I know you've got a man, but let's drink this fifth of Bombay Sapphire and then jonandbattle tonight.

She broke up with him because he jonandbattled with that cheerleader.
by Samson III October 6, 2005
(n.) A measure of the net output of w00t from a given body. One can find through simple mathematics that the w00t into a person at any given time is equal to the w00t out of that person. This is why w00tage should be reciprocated.
Tommy: OMFG Billy w00t w00t w00t U R Awesome!
BIlly: So are you! w00t w00t.
Tommy: Wow, our w00tage is disproportional. You can't be my friend now.
Billy: w00t!
Tommy: You are forgiven.
by Samson III May 1, 2006
Verb. To drink a caffeinated beverage before partaking of a more highly caffeinated beverage. Derived from the word "pregame," this act is often avoided due to its cheapening of the second caffeine buzz.
You: Hey, you wanna go grab some coffee?
Me: Alright, but I'm getting decaf.
You: What are you, some sort of pansy bitch?
Me: Naw dude, I'm drinking Monster later and I don't wanna precaf.
by Samson III March 18, 2006