3 definitions by whev

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.
Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
by whev November 18, 2010
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To be in a state of existential bliss from picking one's nose.
I need a good moffatting whenever I'm feeling down about life.
by whev June 21, 2013
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To be so angry that your outward appearance takes on a constipated look.

Usually occurs at work following some ridiculously stupid decision made by a complete retard (or an entire team of retards). You will tend to be caught sitting at your desk with a far away thoughtful look but you're completely red-faced as if trying to push a stubborn turd out of your ass.
Christian: What the hell is wrong with Paul?

Lee: Oh he was told he's going back to work the phones at the helpdesk for a few hours so he's angerpated.
by whev January 6, 2011
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