by b434life July 11, 2010
Get the Ampus mug.A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
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Ampus • ampusexual • apush • ambush • Amuse-douche • amgus • amuse-bouche • Ambushed • ambussing • Amputationist
n. a tree that has had some of its branches/limbs cut off, leaving nubby circles on the trunk where the branches were.
trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.
the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.
trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.
the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.
"I used to climb the tree in front of my house when I was a kid. Unfortunately, my dad made it an amputree when I was 9, and now I can't."
by RadioBurnv1 October 22, 2008
Get the amputree mug.A year of regret, tears, no sleep, late nights filled with nightmares of Lyndon B. Johnson, migraines, procrastination, excessive notecards, useless annotations, mental breakdowns, falling GPAs, learning about American assholes, slowly watching your sanity disappear, questioning if Hamilton was president, lack of a social life, overthinking every single test question, calculating how many questions you can get wrong to avoid tedious review questions, and the approaching AP exam consisting of 55 multiple choice questions, 1 long essay, 4 short answers, and to top off this cruel and unusual punishment, the dreaded DBQ is the poisonous cherry on top. Basically the definition of the worst year of your life. Just hope that your teacher kirvs your grade at the end.
by yiKES!1one December 3, 2016
Get the APUSH mug.A class which consists of offtopic class discussions, sleeping and tests/quizes on material unrelated and not covered by homework or assigned reading
* Text message conversation *
Person 1:
I'm so bored, today we spent 40 minutes discussing a 2 sentence slide.
Person 2:
Ahh, apush, bring headphones or a pill tommorow; it will make the class much more bearable.
Person 1:
What questions did you miss on your apush quiz?
Person 2:
"What color of hat did washington wear the most?"
Person 1:
Ahh, I got that one wrong too, did you get the one about the strain of flax grown at mount vernon wrong as well?
Person 2:
Yeah
Person 1:
I'm so bored, today we spent 40 minutes discussing a 2 sentence slide.
Person 2:
Ahh, apush, bring headphones or a pill tommorow; it will make the class much more bearable.
Person 1:
What questions did you miss on your apush quiz?
Person 2:
"What color of hat did washington wear the most?"
Person 1:
Ahh, I got that one wrong too, did you get the one about the strain of flax grown at mount vernon wrong as well?
Person 2:
Yeah
by sHsNawap October 6, 2013
Get the apush mug.the hardest class to ever exist, usually taken in junior year. Typically, one spends a minimum of four hours per night reading historical-sounding literature and writing essay-length responses to study questions and definitions created by the Devil himself in order to pass. The teacher then picks random students to read out their essays and assigns them a grade based on how much they like/dislike the student. Students often fall asleep in this class due to the tedious amount of homework, and the students who manage to stay awake either didn't do the homework or copied. After about eight tedious assignments and readings, the students take a test which consists of multiple-choice questions based on minor details and an essay in which in order to get an A, the student is expected to spit back the teacher's exact views on the topic. In this class, 70 is the new 100. Anyone who manages to get an A in this class is either:
* A cheater
* A future history major
* Has no life
* Sucks the teacher's dick
* A motherfucking sorcerer
* A cheater
* A future history major
* Has no life
* Sucks the teacher's dick
* A motherfucking sorcerer
"George: Andy can I copy your APUSH homework?
Andy: Sure dude"
"Katie: FUCK YES! I got a C+ this quarter in APUSH!
Mary: Hahaha I got a 100 all quarters
*Katie proceeds to bitch slap Mary*"
"Bob: Dude what'd you get on the test?
Joe: I got a 70 because I didn't know what color hat John C. Calhoun wore in his speech defending slavery"
"Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year
Junior: Hahaha welcome to hell"
Andy: Sure dude"
"Katie: FUCK YES! I got a C+ this quarter in APUSH!
Mary: Hahaha I got a 100 all quarters
*Katie proceeds to bitch slap Mary*"
"Bob: Dude what'd you get on the test?
Joe: I got a 70 because I didn't know what color hat John C. Calhoun wore in his speech defending slavery"
"Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year
Junior: Hahaha welcome to hell"
by KilljoyKitten May 28, 2014
Get the APUSH mug.Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.
by jpg3 October 15, 2011
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