2 definitions by b434life

Sons of Accountancy

The name of a motorcycle gang consisting entirely of middle aged, mid life crisis-torn, middle management fat men, who spend their working weeks chained to a desk answering purchase ledger queries, but have saved enough to buy a Harley Davidson, on which they ride every weekend, pretending to be an outlaw.

Me: What you up to this weekend Dave?
Dave: I'm going to ride the Harley around Midlands towns with the gang.
Me: You crazy Sons Of Accountancy.

by b434life September 12, 2016

Ampus

A person with poor personal hygiene, usually from a disadvantaged background.

Man, that guy that hangs around outside The Old Horns, shouting at traffic, is a right ampus.

by b434life July 10, 2010