vernon

a small city in florida (also known as washington county) where people aint afraid to walk around barefoot, swim in the creek, and eat fried chicken-even if your white. itsa country ass town where people party in boots and shorts and walk around with dirt in their nails...but we dont give a fuck! this is our town, and WE run this shit!!!
yeah, we smoke weed around here, but we dont call it "smokin on vernon" for damn sure...
by *~your sweet angel~* December 10, 2010
Get the vernon mug.

vernon

1. a small town in sussex new jersey that has nothing other than snowboarders, pot, want to be snowboarders, and pot, if you enjoy and of the above please come to vernon and you will see how much fun it is
2. can also be used as a derogatory comment such as, bitch, ass, shit, and hoe
You better shut up or I'll vernon on your face.
When you dress like that you look like a dirty vernon.
That looks like the inside of my vernon.
Ew, thats disgusting you gross vernon.
by Rasheed Scott June 14, 2006
Get the vernon mug.

vernon

a place where you see wives wearing their husbands shirts and missing teeth.
person 1 : look at that ugly woman wearing her husbands shirt.
person 2 : yeah wtf shes missing two front teeth
person 3 : and she smells like pot. she must be from vernon.
person 1 : duh. stupid vernon.
by jerseyistheplace September 18, 2009
Get the vernon mug.

vernon

noun: pot. not a drug, a gift.
I need more vernons, i'm soberin' up!
by meloc June 02, 2005
Get the vernon mug.

vernon

A guy that is usually a guy called hamishs best friend
But vernon secretly hates hamish
Never wants to be around him

Fake friends
Vernons also a word for gay
Omg your boyfriend hit me with his purse hes such a vernon!
by ImSexyBABY June 13, 2010
Get the vernon mug.

vernon

A fair sized town in northern Jersey with lots of very low grade pot otherwise known as "Dirt Weed". Only people that don't know any better or residents of the town would actually buy. Also home to many ugly and overweight girls who are terrible in bed.
"Want to go to Vernon and waste money on some dirt?"
by His holy Uberness August 30, 2007
Get the vernon mug.

Vernon

This guy from seventeen that every carat loves and even If you don't bias him,you bias him. He Is also a walking meme.
Vernon is the reason why I am alive
by Hungryhansol November 18, 2018
Get the Vernon mug.