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Amphetamean 

The irritability that is often caused by the come down of amphetamines.
1 - "So you're telling me he couldn't get the jelly open so he smashed it on the floor?"
2- "Yeah, well this is about when his adderall wears off, you know how he can get sometimes."
1 - "Oh shit, you're right. Looks like he is extra amphetamean today."
Amphetamean by Shmontag February 3, 2012
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Amphetamine Dilemma 

The difficulty choosing whether to finish your last line of speed, or keep it for a later time at the party.

Usually involves a fear of sadness of having no amphetamine left.
Man: Are you going to finish your last line of speed?

Woman: I don't know, I'm in an amphetamine dilemma

Amphetamine 

A substance used to stay up for insane and inhuman ammount of hours upon end. Commonly used by Korean Rice Farmers in World of Warcraft or the people you see in Newly Release MMORPG's who have reached maximum level in less than a week.
That rice farmer has been up for 4 days straight now exp grinding.
Amphetamine by KevinArturo June 6, 2005

Amphetapenis 

The symptom upon which a penis shrinks or has trouble achieving and maintaining an erection due to recent amphetamine use.
Matt: "What happened, negroid?"
Steve: "I tried to bone her but my dick wouldn't co-operate; I had major amphetapenis."
Amphetapenis by mlambie December 23, 2004

amphetamine salts 

Used to treat ADHD as well as narcolepsy which is the act of falling asleep while in a relaxed state. Amphetamine Salts come in the form of a capsule or tablet. Usually last 4-6 hours for 25 mg and usually needs to take 2 pills to get the full 12 hours like Adderall 30mg XR does.

The dosages also come in : 5mg, 7.5mg, 10mg, 12,5mg, 15mg, 20mg, 25mg, and 30mg

Side affects in which are common in most stimulants are : nervousness, restlessness, excitability, irritability,agitation, dizziness, headache, fear,anxiety, agitation,tremor, weakness,blurred vision, sleep problems (insomnia), dry mouth or unpleasant taste in the mouth, diarrhea, constipation, stomach pain, nausea, vomiting, fever, hair loss, loss of appetite, weight loss, loss of interest in sex, impotence, difficulty having an orgasm, increase blood pressure,
increased heart rate, and heart palpitations.

High/ Concentration Dosage:

10-15mg is light in the motivation. Not much high
20-40mg is great concentration as well as much euphoric high
60-80mg is "highway speeds", no sleep, high as a kite!
100-120mg is blazing through books, absolutely not sleeping if you take it at night, rocket speeds!
I just popped 200mg of amphetamine salts and I want to fly out of a 20 story window and fly while ready a boring physics book.
amphetamine salts by EazieWeezie February 27, 2018

Amphetamine Prostitute 

The politacally correct diffenition of a 'speed whore'. A female doper that trades sexual favors for crystal meth and other drugs. A dope skank.
Sally will do anything for meth, she is such an amphetamine prostitute.

Amphetamine 

First developed and marketed in the 1930's as Benzedrine to fight narcolepsy, Amphetamines are now used to fight everything from Minimal Brain Dysfunction (MBD) to Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).

During World War II amphetamines were widely used to keeping soliders alert during battle, or on long patrols. It is now being used widely by anybody who want's to stay up late into the night, for example truck drivers, or students staying up studying.

In the past fifty years though amphetamine, or speed/tweek as it is known, has been used by drug addicts simply looking for another high. This could range from your average drug user to ravers who take speed with ecstacy to inhance the rush.

Some symptoms of amphetamine use are: restlessness, tremors, rapid breathing, hallucinations, panic, aggressive attitude, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, heartbeat fluttering, seizures, and pupil dilation.
After smoking all that speed, there is no way I'm going to be able to sit still.
Amphetamine by Aegrimonia July 12, 2004
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