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1 - "So you're telling me he couldn't get the jelly open so he smashed it on the floor?"
2- "Yeah, well this is about when his adderall wears off, you know how he can get sometimes."
1 - "Oh shit, you're right. Looks like he is extra amphetamean today."
2- "Yeah, well this is about when his adderall wears off, you know how he can get sometimes."
1 - "Oh shit, you're right. Looks like he is extra amphetamean today."
by Shmontag January 19, 2012
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When someone is so drunk that they lose all ability to read or write. Most commonly in the form of unreadable text messages.
John: "i waxqrt tiop eserr typou ytoniuhgt"
Sarah "Oh wow, looks like John's birthday is going great so far, its not even noon and he's already obliterit"
Sarah "Oh wow, looks like John's birthday is going great so far, its not even noon and he's already obliterit"
by Shmontag January 19, 2012
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