Definitions by Shmontag

Obliterit

When someone is so drunk that they lose all ability to read or write. Most commonly in the form of unreadable text messages.

John: "i waxqrt tiop eserr typou ytoniuhgt"
Sarah "Oh wow, looks like John's birthday is going great so far, its not even noon and he's already obliterit"

Obliterit by Shmontag February 3, 2012

Amphetamean 

The irritability that is often caused by the come down of amphetamines.

1 - "So you're telling me he couldn't get the jelly open so he smashed it on the floor?"
2- "Yeah, well this is about when his adderall wears off, you know how he can get sometimes."
1 - "Oh shit, you're right. Looks like he is extra amphetamean today."

Amphetamean by Shmontag February 3, 2012