Amphetamenis 

The name given to your penis when Amphetamines are being used.

After a long night partying Brad went to pee and noticed he was urinating on his own
Testicles, due to his deflated Amphetamenis.

Amphetamenis by WhiteMonK3y December 19, 2024

Amphetapenis 

The symptom upon which a penis shrinks or has trouble achieving and maintaining an erection due to recent amphetamine use.

Matt: "What happened, negroid?"
Steve: "I tried to bone her but my dick wouldn't co-operate; I had major amphetapenis."

Amphetapenis by mlambie December 23, 2004

Amphetaminitis 

Anger and phychosis brought on by amphetamine use. Someone with amphetaminitis will normally demonstrate an aggressive attitude towards others or in mild cases just be snappy and difficult to deal with and generally a pain in the ass.

Bloody Gwens been bombing that shit again, if we cant find some weed quick shes gonna have a bad case of amphetaminitis

Amphetaminitis by Coinage October 26, 2006

Amphetamining 

The act of searching the floor for crumbs of meth

What's bill doing?
Ah he's fucking amphetamining hoping to score free shit

Amphetamining by Shit cunt 86 March 14, 2019

amphetamones 

A drug produced by a stunninglee beautiful woman that intoxicates any level headed male into acting like a complete jackass.
Symptoms may include: randomness,spastic hyper abilities,a warm feeling in your chest,needlessly undertaking manual labor,spacing out,jonesing/withdrawl.

Mel! I don't know why I did or said that!...you?...you slipping me amphetamones or something?

amphetamones by johnnie777 October 19, 2009

amphetamnesia

(n) A memory-blackout resulting from the use of amphetamines.

Suffering from amphetamnesia, the addict could not remember any of his actions beyond entering the night club the night before last.

amphetamnesia by HarmonicSage August 22, 2012

Dutch Amphetamines 

When one puts their mouth over anothers anus and as that person lets out a fart, the said person sucks it all up in one foul swoop not to miss any of the heavenly glory.

"After a big night on the grog i had a heap of rotten farts banked up so i gave the missus some dutch amphetamines.... she spewed all over my nuts!"

Dutch Amphetamines by Jonnymonster September 13, 2008