Amphetapenis

The symptom upon which a penis shrinks or has trouble achieving and maintaining an erection due to recent amphetamine use.

Matt: "What happened, negroid?"
Steve: "I tried to bone her but my dick wouldn't co-operate; I had major amphetapenis."

by mlambie December 24, 2004

borgenstein

Broken, nonsensical or stupid.

My car borgensteined itself on the weekend.

Man, he's such a borgenstein.

by mlambie October 19, 2006

skank scent

A perfume or fragrance from one of the Hollywood celebrities to have fallen from grace, like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton.

I'm totally down with the skank scents, I'm stilling loving Paris Hilton's perfume.

by mlambie August 30, 2007