Ambidextrius 

Firearms enthusiast mispronounciation of the actual word "ambidextrous", meaning capable of being fired with your left hand if your right hand is holding a cigarette. Acceptable only in the firearms community.

The new generation of Glocks has an ambidextrius magazine release. You can switch it over to the left-handed side for situations where you're drinking bud heavies and might need to shoot your mailbox to prove your father in law that you can shoot.

Ambidextrius by Honorable Justice Scalia January 20, 2022

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

Ambidextrousexual by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

ambidextrious 

common misspelling of ambidextrous.

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.

ambidextrious by A New STD January 19, 2004

Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

Ambidextrous by Schteen November 10, 2003

ambidextrious 

What idiots think it means to be able to use both hands equally well. The correct word is ambidextrous.

Ed: My Hi-point gun is awesome coz it has ambidextrious safety leverz bruh.

Rob: Am bi dex TRUSS! Not dex TREE us you simp. And that pistol sucks long and hard compared to my Springfield XD.

ambidextrious by bentrm February 27, 2018

Ambidextrosity 

The quality or state of being ambidextrous as in using both hands with equal ease or dexterity.

Is there any phase of life in which ambidextrosity would not be a factor of the greatest value?
H. V. HART-DAVIS

Ambidextrosity by Kamikaze44 March 26, 2018