Amauteur

Cinematic direction of a clumsily pretentious nature. Seeking to make a virtue of idiosyncratic spontaneity and lack of craft.

Youtube abounds with the oeuvre of Amauteur filmmakers. You don't even have to be French.

by Jabier May 22, 2012

amateur night in dixie

When something is particularly poorly organised or just incompetent , one way of describing it is " Amateur Night in Dixie"

It's like Amateur Night in Dixie out there!

by W. Smithers June 15, 2011

Amateur virgin

Someone who has only ever had sex with prostitutes/hookers ... basically anyone who's only ever gotten laid because they paid for it

"I heard Brian was an amateur virgin"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"

by killuhkill May 26, 2015

Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.

My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?

by JakeStar September 2, 2005

amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

by suckatwork November 13, 2007

Amateurity

A psychological condition widely contracted by new musicians on MySpace, with the "artist" believing that the adulation they receive on their page (from family, friends, and lonely people, and common for anyone who posts anything resembling noise on MySpace), having determined that they now have "arrived" or have "made-it."

Amateurity symptons include: (1) The artist referring to anyone who stumbles on their page as their "fan"; (2) The artist posting a blog that says "I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you as I've been so busy (selling out stadiums and signing autographs, no doubt); (3) The artist referring to their page, written boldly across the top, as "The Official" Brittany Fartkowski Page (Is this the real Brittany Fartkowski or a different one?).

by Enough Blubba August 10, 2009

amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...

While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010