Amateuristic 

the characteristics of being a complete amateur at a task.

How Amateuristic

Amateuristic by SirDrez January 20, 2011

Amateuristic 

A feeble, amateur way/attempt of doing something

He was amateuristic at best.

Amateuristic by orange fireman February 24, 2022

amateurific 

Someone that is so unskilled at something that they give a terrific display of just how badly something can be done.

John's attempt at picking up women could best be described as "amateurific".

amateurific by Mopar Mike January 13, 2017

Amateurstitute 

Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.

example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.

guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...

example 2

guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!

Amateurstitute by Big Pasta September 11, 2009