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amateur night in dixie 

When something is particularly poorly organised or just incompetent , one way of describing it is " Amateur Night in Dixie"

Amateur virgin 

Someone who has only ever had sex with prostitutes/hookers ... basically anyone who's only ever gotten laid because they paid for it
"I heard Brian was an amateur virgin"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"
Amateur virgin by killuhkill May 26, 2015

amaterialistic 

Holding materialism and conspicuous consumption in very low regard. Pronounced "A-materialistic", like "asexual". Because "antimaterialism" was taken (it means something religious).
Doug - There are plenty of great women out there, but I just can't take a woman seriously if I see she has Coach shoes, or if she has Prada or D&G sunglasses.

Walter - Pussy is pussy, dude.

Doug - I know, I'm just amaterialistic.
amaterialistic by malarky2020 October 1, 2009

Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.
My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?
Amateur Hour by JakeStar September 2, 2005
An Albanian male with a nose the size of a small African country. Extremely hostile and it is advised to proceed with caution whenever one is seen. Also known as a bido or an amadeus.
Yo, check out that amateo piece.
amateo by King Ervin March 20, 2005

amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking
"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."
amateur porn by suckatwork November 13, 2007