Alphacast 

He is a pro foward assault player who is in WOLF clan

Alphacast is good

Alphacast by Cosmobo July 2, 2020

Baby Alpacas 

1. vodka Happy juice for fun people

2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka

Please bring more baby Alpacas!

Are you Alpaca'n?

Baby Alpacas by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019

CPR Alpacas 

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

CPR Alpacas by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

alphacuntitis 

Females that suffer from a syndrome of being a giant cunt.

Inflammation of the female ego.

I heard Shannon was sick...
- ya she has a bad case of alphacuntitis.

alphacuntitis by Pfole August 11, 2017

alpacastan 

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

alpacastan by alpacastan August 31, 2010

Alpacastan 

Full name: Democratic Isllama Republic of Alpacastan
Chain of Power- Eternal Leader, Mohammad Jahar bin Alpaca, Supreme Leader, President, Chairman of Gurbanguly Party
Political Parties: The one legal Political Party is the Gurbanguly Party
Location: Caspian Sea

Military: Alpacan Guard National Army
Population: 765,000
Celebrities from Alpacastan: Gurbanguly mas Presidents Day, Jahar Abdu, Hiraldo.

Long Live the Present, The Republic, and Muhammad, Long Live Beautiful Alpacastan

Alpacastan by Grand Historian of Alpacastan June 19, 2014

Alphabait 

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).

That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait

Alphabait by Kompress0r July 1, 2021