Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

CPR Alpacas by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

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alphacuntitis

Females that suffer from a syndrome of being a giant cunt.

Inflammation of the female ego.

I heard Shannon was sick...
- ya she has a bad case of alphacuntitis.

alphacuntitis by Pfole August 11, 2017

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alpacastan

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

alpacastan by alpacastan August 31, 2010

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Alpacastan

Full name: Democratic Isllama Republic of Alpacastan
Chain of Power- Eternal Leader, Mohammad Jahar bin Alpaca, Supreme Leader, President, Chairman of Gurbanguly Party
Political Parties: The one legal Political Party is the Gurbanguly Party
Location: Caspian Sea

Military: Alpacan Guard National Army
Population: 765,000
Celebrities from Alpacastan: Gurbanguly mas Presidents Day, Jahar Abdu, Hiraldo.

Long Live the Present, The Republic, and Muhammad, Long Live Beautiful Alpacastan

Alpacastan by Grand Historian of Alpacastan June 19, 2014

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Alphabait

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).

That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait

Alphabait by Kompress0r July 1, 2021

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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