An alpaca is like a llama but in appearance they seem a little more chubby! They are cute, fluffy and very shy! They also are known to be a little kinder then llamas as llamas spit more often. Alpacas are awesome!
Alpaca: *exists*
Everybody: yayyy :D
Everybody: yayyy :D
by Thefroglover January 05, 2021
Alpacas are the savior summoned from the supernovas in the andromeda galaxy. That where brought to us to save us from the evil llamas and their fortnite kids. First they took over Saturn to breed so they can out number the llamas. But here on earth they have been seen as a joke and acted dumb to spy on the llamas. When people annoy them too much they have to use 0,0001% of their power to spit on them. And when humans inevitably destroy themselves trying to juggle three atomic bombs the war will begin. It will be long lasting but it will settle year 69420 when the most powerful alpaca of them all, the alpacorn (an alpaca with a horn from a unicorn) will strike for the last time and the alpacas will rise victorious standing on the corpses of the llamas. Then they will rebuild society way better than we could ever imagine. After centuries of ruling they would have concord the whole universe we live in and will begin ascending to to higher dimensions and states of existence. When they are done ascending they would have reach complete control over time and space. They would dethrone god I and take his place and rule over all the universes for eternity.
by Alpacka lover October 12, 2020
The most mischievous animal on the face of the earth. Alpacas are behind aaaalll things devious. Your lost ipod, the gum in your hair, everything. FEAR THE ALPACAS!!
The alpacas stole my lunch money
by A_jar_squid January 25, 2010
by Barracudabtch June 02, 2014
An animal, usually mistaken with llamas, that seems very beautiful and will try to hypnotize you until they eat your brain
by euzinha November 24, 2013
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018