alpacastan 

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

alpacastan by alpacastan August 31, 2010

Alpacastan 

Full name: Democratic Isllama Republic of Alpacastan
Chain of Power- Eternal Leader, Mohammad Jahar bin Alpaca, Supreme Leader, President, Chairman of Gurbanguly Party
Political Parties: The one legal Political Party is the Gurbanguly Party
Location: Caspian Sea

Military: Alpacan Guard National Army
Population: 765,000
Celebrities from Alpacastan: Gurbanguly mas Presidents Day, Jahar Abdu, Hiraldo.

Long Live the Present, The Republic, and Muhammad, Long Live Beautiful Alpacastan

Alpacastan by Grand Historian of Alpacastan June 19, 2014

alpacatated

being decapacitated by a lama or alpaca. don't ask... it could happen

i'm weird

my friend Joe died of a serious accident and was alpacatated

alpacatated by john jacop jinkle himer shmidt April 4, 2019

alpacasauce 

it can be defined as a root vegetable also known as a potato. alpacasauce can only be found in the wild by breeding so genetically modified alpacas.

hey did you hear about how alicia made alpacasauce 1, 2 and 3?

alpacasauce by sexy seboon 69 October 1, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022