alpacastan

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

by alpacastan August 31, 2010

Alpacastan

Full name: Democratic Isllama Republic of Alpacastan
Chain of Power- Eternal Leader, Mohammad Jahar bin Alpaca, Supreme Leader, President, Chairman of Gurbanguly Party
Political Parties: The one legal Political Party is the Gurbanguly Party
Location: Caspian Sea

Military: Alpacan Guard National Army
Population: 765,000
Celebrities from Alpacastan: Gurbanguly mas Presidents Day, Jahar Abdu, Hiraldo.

Long Live the Present, The Republic, and Muhammad, Long Live Beautiful Alpacastan

by Grand Historian of Alpacastan June 19, 2014

alpacatated

being decapacitated by a lama or alpaca. don't ask... it could happen

i'm weird

my friend Joe died of a serious accident and was alpacatated

by john jacop jinkle himer shmidt April 4, 2019

alpacasauce

it can be defined as a root vegetable also known as a potato. alpacasauce can only be found in the wild by breeding so genetically modified alpacas.

hey did you hear about how alicia made alpacasauce 1, 2 and 3?

by sexy seboon 69 October 1, 2022