alpacaist

Kinda sober-blooded person who sometimes acts stupid when facing a really serious problem. Also defines a person who is really addicted to the sacred animal, alpaca, or the Spring Brother, known as Chun Ge in China.

You are really an alpacaist...you never try to work this out?

by LAPICA June 8, 2011

Baby Alpacas

1. vodka Happy juice for fun people

2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka

Please bring more baby Alpacas!

Are you Alpaca'n?

by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019

CPR Alpacas

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

alpacastan

country run by and for alpacas. Be careful if you are there.

alpacastan is a good place to be if you find alpacas to be pleasant.

by alpacastan August 31, 2010

Alpacastan

Full name: Democratic Isllama Republic of Alpacastan
Chain of Power- Eternal Leader, Mohammad Jahar bin Alpaca, Supreme Leader, President, Chairman of Gurbanguly Party
Political Parties: The one legal Political Party is the Gurbanguly Party
Location: Caspian Sea

Military: Alpacan Guard National Army
Population: 765,000
Celebrities from Alpacastan: Gurbanguly mas Presidents Day, Jahar Abdu, Hiraldo.

Long Live the Present, The Republic, and Muhammad, Long Live Beautiful Alpacastan

by Grand Historian of Alpacastan June 19, 2014

Alpatastic

Adjective to define the overall excellence of one's Alpaca.

A: Dude, your alpaca is rad!
B: I think you meant alpatastic, JERK!

by mbouvagnet April 25, 2010

go alpacas

to go crazy on someone.

"im a go alpacas on you"

by alpacas girl August 17, 2008