Allergays 

Being allergic to the gays,, having allergies when you’re around me and anyone else in the TT server

spencer!!: “allergays???”
limio: “When you are allergic to gay people”
spencer!!: “sneezes at u”

spencer!!: “im allergayic to u”

Krill: “ Dude id be unable to go to work cause I’d be like…dimg if the allergays”

Allergays by cooper!! June 15, 2024

allergies 

the worst disease known to man. cannot be cured, only treated with drugs such as the sleep-inducing Benadryl (Diphenhydramine), the delaying Singulair (Montelukast), or the ineffective Claritin (Loratadine). typical symptoms include sneezing; runny, itchy, or stuffy nose; watery eyes; and general grumpiness and irritability.

Do you want to go shopping?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go watch a movie?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go anywhere?

ALLERGIES!!!

allergies by ZeldaMcFly September 1, 2010

He's got allergies 

A comedic phrase used by students referring to a fake reason a person skipped school.

Teacher: Is Will here today?
Student: No, he's got allergies again.

He's got allergies by HamesJ January 7, 2017

Allergy Marching Band 

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.

"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."

Allergy Marching Band by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009

lead allergies 

This is a reference to being shot or at risk of being hit by a lead bullet.

Man, if you go to that neighborhood you better not have any lead allergies!

lead allergies by I, Wreckerrr July 2, 2021

Reading Allergy 

Reading Allergy is a common phenomenon. This is not associated with Dyslexia.

Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.

Examples;
1.

''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''

Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''

Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''

''Did you read the discussion just now?''

2.

''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''

The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''

3.

''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''

Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?

''What for?''

Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.

''My mom has reading allergy, he somehow thinks that all things I write are about him.''

''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''

''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''

''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''

''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''

Reading Allergy by ZeroParanoia March 18, 2021

mountain allergy 

Mountain allergy is a psychosomatic allergy that affects some pro cyclists, in particular sprinters. In a stage race, e.g Tour de France, some cyclists just quit at the sight of the first mountain and return home without finishing the race. Their motivation and energy simply vanish, but there is no lack of bizarre excuses.

Mario Cipollini has never finished Tour de France due to his acute mountain allergy.

Jaan Kirsipuu is abandoning at the first hill, is his mountain allergy so bad this year?

Diagnosing Quaranta as having mountain allergy is understatement of the year. (VGD)

mountain allergy by Fufie September 3, 2004