Allergyuk 

A person’s irrational or exaggerated high sensitivity and/or aversion to a specific substance, experience, idea, or condition. Consistent behavioral or social patterns are required before treatment, but diagnoses can be made by anyone who can observe and confirm persistence in symptoms in the presence of any allergeez. They include hallucinations, dramatizations of reality, emotional outbursts, misplaced expressions of extreme blame & victimhood, depersonalization, and attention-seeking behaviors. Trauma victims often include close friends and family, and can include lingering feelings of embarrassment, shame, humiliation or aversion to public spaces- especially when subjects are present. Triggers vary widely, from mustard packets, cigarette smoke, and specific foods and restaurants to sensitive topics- especially prevalent in politics, religion and culture as well as certain persons or celebrities, behaviors and lifestyle choices, and personal preferences. The CDC warns the general population to avoid provoking any displays of aggression- as their triggers are known to compound quickly, potentially affecting more people close by.

Friend 1: “Do you guys want to order Chinese later?”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”

Allergyuk by vinivedivici June 27, 2024

Allergyuk 

A person’s irrational or exaggerated high sensitivity and/or aversion to a specific substance, experience, idea, or condition. Consistent behavioral or social patterns are required before treatment, but diagnoses can be made by anyone who can observe and confirm persistence in symptoms in the presence of any allergeez. They include hallucinations, dramatizations of reality, emotional outbursts, misplaced expressions of extreme blame & victimhood, depersonalization, and attention-seeking behaviors. Trauma victims often include close friends and family, and can include lingering feelings of embarrassment, shame, humiliation or aversion to public spaces- especially when subjects are present. Triggers vary widely, from mustard packets, cigarette smoke, and specific foods and restaurants to sensitive topics- especially prevalent in politics, religion and culture as well as certain persons or celebrities, behaviors and lifestyle choices, and personal preferences. The CDC warns the general population to avoid provoking any displays of aggression- as their triggers are known to compound quickly, potentially affecting more people close by.

Friend 1: “Do you guys want to order Chinese later?”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”

Allergyuk by vinivedivici June 27, 2024

Allergy Marching Band 

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.

"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."

Allergy Marching Band by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009

Reading Allergy 

Reading Allergy is a common phenomenon. This is not associated with Dyslexia.

Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.

Examples;
1.

''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''

Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''

Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''

''Did you read the discussion just now?''

2.

''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''

The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''

3.

''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''

Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?

''What for?''

Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.

''My mom has reading allergy, he somehow thinks that all things I write are about him.''

''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''

''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''

''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''

''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''

Reading Allergy by ZeroParanoia March 18, 2021

mountain allergy 

Mountain allergy is a psychosomatic allergy that affects some pro cyclists, in particular sprinters. In a stage race, e.g Tour de France, some cyclists just quit at the sight of the first mountain and return home without finishing the race. Their motivation and energy simply vanish, but there is no lack of bizarre excuses.

Mario Cipollini has never finished Tour de France due to his acute mountain allergy.

Jaan Kirsipuu is abandoning at the first hill, is his mountain allergy so bad this year?

Diagnosing Quaranta as having mountain allergy is understatement of the year. (VGD)

mountain allergy by Fufie September 3, 2004

allergy 

A condition in which the body has an exaggerated response to a substance (eg food or drug). Also known as hypersensitivity.

"I have an allergy to nuts"

allergy by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006

Semen allergy

An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.

The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.

If you think you have a semen allergy, you should talk to your doctor about it.

Semen allergy by idioteque December 23, 2005