Alfono

Do not approach, you won't know which one you've seen. #43-56 will attack on sight. Beware there are many; they are legion.

The city was attacked by Alfono.

by Retrac234 March 10, 2023

Alfonse

A very honest person but who takes revenge on those who taunt him or backstab him, he's very attractive, talented & kind but don't mess with him because he doesn't forgive & doesn't forget, a cold hearted snake

Damn I wish I could be as cold hearted as Alfonse

by Xxxtremely July 2, 2019

Alfonsius

An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.

Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!

by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021

Alfonzo (aka Tuks)

The person i love the most. Alfonzo is the sweetest and a cutest person you will meet. He have this very dark hair, a fluffy cheeks. Dark brown eyes. Hes very caringHes soft and sensitive but will do anything to protect his family and friends. Hes smart and good at observing. Quite yet dangerous. He has a great personality, he also shy for the most part. Hes a great friend and a great partner

you sound like you need a "alfonzo (aka tuks) on your life

by Hubeabear June 9, 2021

Alfons

An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.

Dude, you are such an Alfons! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!

by ol'man jakey February 7, 2019

alfons

A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.

Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.

by Artoscope May 18, 2006

alconomics

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.

1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

by unoit! December 10, 2009