Alfonsius

An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.

Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!

by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021

Aloysius O'Hare

The man who found a way to sell air and became a zillionaire in the town of Theendville.

Aloysius O'Hare found a way to sell air and become a zillionaire.

by aardvark man April 22, 2018

Aloysius

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you, and have your back in any situation. He reminds girls that they deserve the best, and nothing less. Aloysius always boosts girls' self-esteem. He is the perfect boyfriend and bestfriend anyone can have. You'll fall in love with him easily... Many have.

Aloysius-"You have a gorgeous smile, so I'm glad."

by IchLiebeDichHanya June 16, 2011

Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III

A nigger dragon from the 10th reich. He and Reichsmarschal Göring played penis swords in the Wolf's Lair latrine during vitally important meetings that were crucial to war efforts.

SS Guard: Heir Göring, they need you in the planning room sir, the allies plan on invading Normandy tomorrow.

Göring: .......yeah no thanks piss off you low ranked minion. I'm high on morphine and need to play penis swords with that dear sir, Leopold Aloysius Rammstein III.

by Penis Fencer On Guard ol' Chap September 14, 2019

Alfonsina

Beautiful Dominican female

You one fine ass Alfonsina mami

by Jemel Smith March 3, 2015

Aloysius Devandander Abercrombie

Actually LONG for Mud, “not short” for Mud, and if you actually ever listened to the Primus song My Name is Mud you’d know that already.

“Call me Aloysius Devandander Abercrombie that’s short for Mud.”
“No, faggot, listen to the song you fucking retard, ‘that’s long for Mud’, not short. Idiot.”

by Lord Asparagus October 7, 2021

Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie

Short for Mud. Also the name of the character in Primus's "My Name is Mud".

My Name is Mud, but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie. That's for Mud, so I've been told.

by trijerico October 4, 2010