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Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.
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"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

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"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
by unoit! December 10, 2009
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the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.
I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.
by hermungus January 06, 2011
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