Aleonomics 

The study of getting completely shit faced with your buddies and going on a tangent about excessive government regulation, the minimum wage, and tariffs, before shiting yourself and passing out in your friend’s apartment.

Damn did you here what happened to Alex yesterday, I heard they were literally scrubbing diarrhea out of the wall paper

Yep another example of applied Aleonomics

Aleonomics by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023

The Autonomics

A band based out of Portland, OR, consisting of Dan Pattenburg on guitar and vocals, and twin brothers Vaughn Leikam on bass and Evan Leikam on drums and percussion. They have released one EP, Good Luck and Medicine and as of April 2011 they are working on their second. Genre is rock, blues, and alternative blend.

Dude, I saw The Autonomics last night. They are great performers, and their music is mind blowing.

The Autonomics by Jo Claire April 26, 2011

alconomics 

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.

1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

alconomics by unoit! December 10, 2009

alconomics 

the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.

I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.

alconomics by hermungus January 7, 2011

ARSONomics

The malicious burning down of another's economy, or one's own economy, in order to reap financial or political gain. It's economics meant to destroy an economy rather than sustain it. The term was coined by K.T. Weir when he heard TV personality Max Kaiser discussing banker bailouts, "They're arsonists! They're asking for more matches and congress is saying, 'Who do we make the check out to?'” Mr. Weir was inspired to register the domain name ARSONOMICS.com, and has been developing related content.

Modern day bankers, calling themselves 'Technocrats' practise the art of ARSONomics to sabotage a countries' economy in order to buy up it's resources and assets for pennies on the dollar. The Greek economy is one of the latest victims, where islands and historic monuments are up for sale -- at deep discounts -- to the very same Technocrats that caused the problems.

ARSONomics by Arsonomist January 18, 2012

assonomics 

A bitch shaking that ass and you throwing that cash at it.

I was doing assonomics with this girl last night at the strip club.

assonomics by ORIGINATEDGENIO April 20, 2017

AbeNonomics 

AbeNOnomics resulted from the economic policies set out for Japan in 2012 when prime minister Shinzo Abe came into power. Abenomics was slated to increase the nation's money supply, boost government spending, and enact reforms to make the Japanese economy more competitive. AbeNOnomics occurred as Abenomics failed to reduce the public debt, which is still over 230%. Benefits to large businesses have not raised wages enough to spur households to spend.

I'm worse off when I started working in the nineties!
What do you mean, boss?
My salary has stalled. I've got the same pocket money from my wife but the politicians waste our taxes and grow richer!
That's AbeNOnomics, boss! Shouldn't have voted LDP every time!

AbeNonomics by MarkinJapan March 6, 2022