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The Autonomics

A band based out of Portland, OR, consisting of Dan Pattenburg on guitar and vocals, and twin brothers Vaughn Leikam on bass and Evan Leikam on drums and percussion. They have released one EP, Good Luck and Medicine and as of April 2011 they are working on their second. Genre is rock, blues, and alternative blend.
Dude, I saw The Autonomics last night. They are great performers, and their music is mind blowing.
The Autonomics by Jo Claire April 26, 2011

alconomics 

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.
1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."
alconomics by unoit! December 10, 2009

alconomics 

the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.
I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.
alconomics by hermungus January 7, 2011

ARSONomics

The malicious burning down of another's economy, or one's own economy, in order to reap financial or political gain. It's economics meant to destroy an economy rather than sustain it. The term was coined by K.T. Weir when he heard TV personality Max Kaiser discussing banker bailouts, "They're arsonists! They're asking for more matches and congress is saying, 'Who do we make the check out to?'” Mr. Weir was inspired to register the domain name ARSONOMICS.com, and has been developing related content.
Modern day bankers, calling themselves 'Technocrats' practise the art of ARSONomics to sabotage a countries' economy in order to buy up it's resources and assets for pennies on the dollar. The Greek economy is one of the latest victims, where islands and historic monuments are up for sale -- at deep discounts -- to the very same Technocrats that caused the problems.
ARSONomics by Arsonomist January 18, 2012

assonics 

Negative acts or behaviors
Her assonics reveal that her life is an empty shell.
assonics by lawchick23 March 5, 2011

Astronomics 

The economy of space.
Jack: You see stardust went down six points today?

Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.
Astronomics by Yi Z May 23, 2013
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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