3 definitions by MarkinJapan

double stupid

When a stupid person thinks you're stupid and dismisses your supposed stupidity, from their stupid sense of view, double stupid, duh!

I will prove the Earth is flat by walking to the end of it.
But...there is too much evidence and common sense that we live on a sphere!
Duh! That’s the opinion of some so-called scientists! Fake science news! You dumb-ass!
Oh, I am now double stupid. I give up

by MarkinJapan March 6, 2022

sanphoon

When strong winds, akin to a typhoon, brush across the Japanese countryside, whipping over dried-out fields and sandblasting anything in the way.

I got blasted coming to school today by the wind. It’s too dry outside, and the wind is whipping up the earth.
Ah, you mean you got hit by the sanphoon!
Sanphoon? Yeah! I’m covered in sand now and got enough in my eyes and nose.

by MarkinJapan March 6, 2022

AbeNonomics

AbeNOnomics resulted from the economic policies set out for Japan in 2012 when prime minister Shinzo Abe came into power. Abenomics was slated to increase the nation's money supply, boost government spending, and enact reforms to make the Japanese economy more competitive. AbeNOnomics occurred as Abenomics failed to reduce the public debt, which is still over 230%. Benefits to large businesses have not raised wages enough to spur households to spend.

I'm worse off when I started working in the nineties!
What do you mean, boss?
My salary has stalled. I've got the same pocket money from my wife but the politicians waste our taxes and grow richer!
That's AbeNOnomics, boss! Shouldn't have voted LDP every time!

by MarkinJapan March 6, 2022