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An incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out of tune harp playing and Multiple Personalities, and the fact they are not human, but Koala.

Most people, when faced with 'Alburz' do now know how to react.
Common reactions include:
1. Screaming
2. Vommiting
3. Consumption of live young
4. Fainting
5. Incredibly Aggressive, sometimes dangerous behaviour.

To date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with Alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the harp.
Girl one: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHNNY?

Girl two: No, what happened?

Girl one: He came into contact with Alburz!
Alburz by HarryJesuPotter January 23, 2009
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A guy with the biggest heart possible. kind, caring, funny and also very strong, the guy you can always trust as long as you don't piss him off which is not an easy thing to do. If you've found an Alborz, keep him close because HE WILL make your life a living heaven. by the time when nobody is there for you to support you, he's there and he will stick by your side to the end (still if you don't piss him off though).
Yo, about this Alborz dude, HE'S AWESOME!
Hey let me help you out, my name is Alborz by the way.
GOD, I was so Lucky to meet Alborz.
Alborz by Jacqueline L November 16, 2017
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Alborz is the last remaining creature from the Alborian tribe, After the Alborian's were wipped out by the girrafes after he escaped the majestic Alborz now spends most of his time smoking pot or being an Alborz.
OMG did you see that! I think it's the legendary Alborz!
Alborz by The Alborian watcher October 24, 2011
Sexy Mofo
Yo that kid is so Alborz. I wanna goo over there and fuck him.
Alborz by azfi April 29, 2011
An individual who is known for the poor imitations of other individuals who have rhythm and can dance.

See other entry: badonkadork
"Only an AlBurns would try that in front of THIS crowd."
AlBurns by Mossguy August 16, 2006

alburtus 

One who consistently rocks that shit, whatever it is, cooking, work, sex, whatever. Often having a monster cock and fucks like a machine. Exceptionally sweet, often an empath, but should not be considered weak lest he make you wish you were dead.
This guy must be an Alburtus.

He just Alburtused that shit.
alburtus by archimedes2499 April 16, 2014

West Albury 

A place where cars are drag racing all the time and never get caught
bob: Did you hear those cars racing last night and didn't get caught

Bogan :Yeah it sounds like it was from West Albury
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