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albertus 

A peopels person who's good harted, very loud, hes always right no matter what and is the life of a braai.
Guy1:"Who throws the best braais in town?"

Guy2:"Albertus dude why do you even ask"
albertus by N-BomB011 July 8, 2016
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albertus magnus 

Albertus magnus is the worst catholic school except for the food. 14k a year just to find roaches and rats in the bathrooms. The people who go there only go there because they want to get “noticed by colleges” even though theyre stupid as shit. You will only get noticed if you are smart which none of the people are that go there. There are white granola people that go there and jewish people that dont know that its a catholic school and they eat the communion like they are christian. Theyre sports suck balls and the students suck shaft.
Oh yeah ill go to albertus magnus because ill get noticed by every good colleges out there.
albertus magnus by Albertus hater 101 September 19, 2021

Albertus 

Albertus means Noble and famous

He is well-suited to power, and was born to lead, command and orchestrate. More down to earth and practical than truly intellectual, he is an active, dynamic and resourceful individual who enjoys fighting for the principles and causes he believes in.
Albertus is a tender-hearted
Albertus by All knowing123 November 22, 2021
Majorly shit ass town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Draws old farts in with country night. A recent cop who moved in and made a curfew, absolutely not fun anymore. The people who live there are all jerks, mostly. And is second to the name 'atown"
all the people who live in Alburtis
most of them jerks, stoners, and people who will never amount to anything.
Alburtis by Sydneyyyyy B September 1, 2009

Albertus Hillen 

Founder of Hillen tabak (Dutch for tobacco)

1730-1805
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