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Albering 

Albering is a loving, caring, kind person with everything ahead of him… he’ll go far and always come back for you. He’s strong, weak-stomached, and has the humor of a 12 year old. He’s never serious, but he’s loving when he wants to be. The world is his and he doesn’t even know it. He’ll be the love of your life if you let him!
“Albering is f*cking dope!”
Albering by Hesmyboy July 10, 2024
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Alberina 

An amazing girl, who is strong and independent. She try's to find always the positive of the negative and will try to make you laugh even if you’re sad. She is the curious and crazy friend who wants always to know every secret
You’re lucky when you find somewhere a Alberina
Alberina by Whoisthecoolest June 3, 2020

Ambering 

Acting like a victim about something knowing it's your fault. Usually through manipulation, violence and acting like a bitch to put the blame on your partner for personal gain and wealth
Jane stop Ambering on Tim.... I know he didn't hit you.... You just want attention
Ambering by Bolasgrandes April 28, 2022

altering the boy 

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

Ambering 

The act of cumming onto a bug/insect and then letting the semen harden, trapping the bug inside. The finished result will look like a piece of fossilized amber.
Guy 1: Where did you get that bug from?
Guy 2: I was ambering in the woods last night and saw it.
Ambering by Lil_Bird414 June 17, 2021

Alberting 

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.
"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.
Alberting by Valoo February 24, 2015

Ambering 

Driving your car around always on E. Usually running out of gas before you get to the gas station.
I got to get some gas I don't want to be ambering
Ambering by Cgyiii June 11, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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