Skip to main content
The emotion where after meeting someone,you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.
-Why are you so akalus,dude?
-I got matched with an AP Jhin in Solo Queue!
Akalus by JohnnysGr April 18, 2016
Related Words
The emotion where after meeting someone, you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.
"I'm feeling some serious Akalus for you right now." -Darkk Mane
Akalus by Not His Date June 12, 2016
Absolute charmer. Akul is known for getting the attention of all the girls and babes. He is super hot, cute, sexy, and has a nice body and attracts chicks from all over the world. He is also known for his relationships with girls older to him and loves the female attention he gets. However, this never stops him from achieving his goals. He puts in a lot of effort and dedication into his work and is a high achiever. He is bound to have a lit future and a lot of money. Everyone loves him.
Akul's a legend.

Be an Akul
Akul by jameswhite February 27, 2019

adulution 

The act of evolution as an adult. You are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. These are higher evolved adults. Unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time...

Some known adulutions...

18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.

21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.

Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
Hey I've just reached a new level of adulution... we bought a house!!!
adulution by TAP89 February 11, 2018
Akumu is a Japanese name for nightmare.
Girl: Akumu seems like a creepy and scary person
Guy: I know right I don't even want to go near her
akumu by Akumu27 December 20, 2017