adulution 

The act of evolution as an adult. You are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. These are higher evolved adults. Unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time...

Some known adulutions...

18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.

21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.

Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)

Hey I've just reached a new level of adulution... we bought a house!!!

adulution by TAP89 February 11, 2018

Abdulusional 

Believing a person (especially a performer) to be better or more talented than they actually are; commonly experienced by judges in the Idol franchise, particularly Paula Abdul of American Idol.

Paula Abdul on American Idol, judging a performance: "Just watching you, I just, I feel what you...you're just feeling such much joy from it, and it's exciting, I feel like one big goosebump, and I just am so excited for you, because, look at you - this is it for you, this is it for you, you're stellar."

Viewer at home: "Man, she's Abdulusional."

Abdulusional by vftw.yennie January 9, 2009

premature adulation 

clapping before the performance is done.

It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.

premature adulation by Gryfin December 30, 2011

ADUMBTION 

A dumb assumption

Believe it or not, he made the adumbtion that if something was on Fox, OAN, or Info Wars that it could be trusted as fact...and we wonder why our country is so divided... :-(

ADUMBTION by JaneGordon.com August 29, 2022

Adulting 

Adulting (v): to carry out one or more of the duties and responsibilities expected of fully developed individuals (paying off that credit card debt, settling beef without blasting social media, etc). Exclusively used by those who adult less than 50% of the time.

I was going to buy a sack of Blue Dream but I finally got my oil changed instead. Adulting!

Adulting by starcraft420 June 12, 2016

Adulting 

Post adolescence when the light in your eyes fade away and dies.

Adulting sucks.

Adulting by myunitedstatesofwhatever June 15, 2016

Adulting 

Being a responsible adult. Used by immature 20-somethings who are proud of themselves for paying a bill.

So tired from adulting! I went to my 8-5 job today! Look at me!

Adulting by bartimeas December 27, 2015