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Really cool and smart but normally acts stupid. 69 god and really nice to people in general
Akaius Is a cool guy
Akaius by Veserol berson July 4, 2024
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The emotion where after meeting someone,you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.
-Why are you so akalus,dude?
-I got matched with an AP Jhin in Solo Queue!
Akalus by JohnnysGr April 18, 2016
The emotion where after meeting someone, you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago.
"I'm feeling some serious Akalus for you right now." -Darkk Mane
Akalus by Not His Date June 12, 2016
The most beautiful girl you will EVER meet in your life EVER! She is SO smart, talented, and kind. She is the cutest, sweetest and coolest girl ever! Very multicultural and gets fascinated easily. If you have a friend Akaisha in your life DON'T EVER LOSE HER. She is so loyal and can help you through problems no matter what it is, she will still try! But if you get on her bad side, watch out because you have just made a war between her and she will win no matter what! Other than that, everyone needs an Akaisha in their life.
Girl 1: whoa isnt she just the adorable?!
Girl 2: fo sure! i wish i could be like her
Girl 1: Yea everyone wishes to be Akaisha
Akaisha by Niiiiii June 1, 2018

Akabusi Bonus 

Similar to a Brucie Bonus, an Akabusi Bonus is when a man ejaculates inside his lady friend's vagina during sex and manages to maintain his erection, making him able to carry on the intercourse.

However when the second ejaculation is imminent, the man pulls out of the lovely vagina, and sprays the love juice into the young lady's face while shouting "Awooga".
John; I gave Suzie a good seeing to last night...
Mickey; Did she get the Brucie Bonus?
John; No I went for the classic Akabusi Bonus...
Mickey; Awooga!

Akabusi Loyal 

A group of Stenhousemuir FC fans who worship Kris Akabusi, the British athlete and television presenter. This admiration stemmed from a tuesday night in March 2005, when Stenny were losing two-nil to their local rivals and third division laughing stock East Stirlingshire. A fan shouted out "YAKABOOOOZZZI!! OOH-OOH-OOH!!" to raise the spirits, and the chant has stuck to this day.

Unfortunately, Kris himself doesn't seem to be too enthusiastic about his new found admiration, and to this day has not visited Ochilview.
Awooga!!!!

"YAKABOOOOZZZI!! OOH-OOH-OOH!!"

"You can stick your Akabusi up yer arse" (rival team's chant to the Akabusi Loyal)

The emotion where after meeting someone you wish that abortion was retroactively legal a long time ago
I'm feeling some akalus now
Akalus by A Shit Ass June 15, 2017
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