aimless

When a conversation between two people goes through so many tangents that both people are lost in what each other is saying, yet both have been following along closely the entire time.

we've been talking for 3 hours and i don't even remember where we are now, i'm aimless.

by Jason Gilanfarr July 30, 2008

Torrid Aimless

The way John Lydon from Sex Pistols called the singer Tori amos during a documentary about Kate Bush.

- Kate Bush is a true original. It's not nice that she's been imitated -Torrid Aimless, sorry Tori Amos. But Kate Bush is a genuine talent.

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

Armless Hitch Hiker

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

armless John

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

by mconhero April 8, 2009

droopy-eyed armless children

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children

by theFishPillow March 27, 2011

aimlessly

without intentions or goals. to go about doing or saying something for the sake of

"He spoke aimelessly."
"She fucks any guy aimlessly."

by Weavel September 27, 2004

Rambling aimlessly

1. Rambling (pronounced "rambling”) it’s a, best described as, kinda. Um, you know; when you do, like, talk & stuff for things, I mean about things, lol. It’s about how you can talk about things to talk about, not for things, huh? That could have sounded bad. Haha, lucky I’ve cleared that up... So, alright. When people or ‘persons’ are rambling on, they can have a lot of trouble maintaining concentration on their own conversation, which could be really hard for other people to read. Not to all people, but many, but not all. Like this one guy I knew from high school. He sorta really didn’t talk much, but when he did talk, it was a bit confusing to try & understand & follow what he was trying to, um, like, make you understand what he was trying to understand. And you felt really bad asking him to repeat. So you had to listen really hard & try to get everything first time, but if not you could just nod accordingly when he looked at you.
So, um. Yer! I think that’s everything covered.

2. Uhhhh, dunno. Not really that sure.

1. huh? Why are you rambling aimlessly?
2. Hmm, okay. Thanks for not rambling aimlessly.

by thisisevidence March 6, 2010